Vol-2023, Issue 6

What's up Nitemoverz?  Has everyone got their flu shot yet?  

^^ Since there was no move of the week I used this quote for the bad move of the week.  

This week it is good to be: Tim, like the Cleveland Browns defense (who happens to be on his roster) won the game because they were playing against Brock Purdy.  Hos'er Daddy is in a three-way tie for the Tops division lead.

Honorable mention: Ed, Peppa Pigskins is leading the Nitemoverz Football League in points scored (657.4) and is on a two game winning streak, and is 2nd place in the Power Bottoms division. 

This week it sucks to be: Dweb, Imagine Paramore has the lowest points scored (502.4) in the league and is the only team to not have a win.  Imagine Paramore could not beat the SF Sheldors in week 1 without his best player (Kelce) and could not beat J-Defenciency in week 6 without his best player (Jefferson).  Horrid ineptitude.  I will hold the sucks to be for the rest of the season.

Fantasy football injury update / views and opinion 

Matt Maicco of NBC Sports Bay Area is reporting that running back Christian McCaffrey's oblique and ribs injury is "more of a pain-tolerance thing." 

Deebo Samuel is day to day with a shoulder injury.  

Raph has the lowest points against (524.9) in the league.  To paraphrase Eric "the schedule warlock is more powerful than the draft wizard."  USA TCuppz Dozzer is in a three-way tie for the Tops division lead. 

Tom is leading the Power Bottoms division despite having played Daniel Jones, Josh Dobbs, and Baker Mayfield at quarterback through week 6.  The 2000 Baltimore Ravens won the championship with Trent Dilfer at quarterback.

Marco is quietly on a three game winning streak and is right where he wants to be.  Fond O' Naps traded for Cooper Kupp, and picked up  waiver wire add of the season (so far) RB Kyren Williams all the way back in week 2. 

Geoff lost QB Justin Fields for at least week 7 with a thumb injury.  In a 12 team league where some teams have a QB on the bench the waiver wire is very slim pickings for a QB. 

Gabe won his first four games.  Front Page Newz 2nd round picked and most hyped WR of the summer Chris Olave has busted in 1 of 6 games and boomed in 0 of 6 games.  

Eric lost WR Justin Jefferson for 4-6 weeks with a hamstring injury.  J-Deficiency is 2-0 vs Imagine Paramore this season.   

Edward and his new RB1 Breece Hall has scored touchdowns in each game he has been on Peppa Pigskins.  In Hall's previous 4 games on Fond O' Naps he scored 0 touchdowns. 

Andreas is 3-3 and very much in the playoff race while starting a TE at flex each week.  

Tim is going to beat me this week. 

Power Rankings as The Postal Service and Death Cab for Cutie Songs

1.  Fond O' Naps (MB) Such Great Heights                      What your team is going to 

2.  SF Sheldors (AS) Nothing Better                             Than beating the Cyber Plebz

3. SF Cyber Plebz (TW)       For What Reason Was he disinvited from the draft party 

4. Front Page News (GP)       We Looked Like Giants Until Christian McCaffrey got injured

5. Hos'er Daddy (TH)       A Movie Script Ending What your season will be

6. USA TCuppz Dozzer (RD)       We Will Become Silhouettes And Raph becomes a silhouette when his kicker scores 19 points for him and wins the game

7. Peppa Pigskins (EH)       Your New Twin-Sized Bed What Tyreek Hill got for you, also a 3 game win streak

8. LA Peezy (AP)       Transatlanticism Concept album exploring a theme of long-distance draft wizard romance        

9. J-Deficiency (EH)       Cath... Soon every Nitemover will ask, what became of you? 

10. Biz-Caj Tanktop (GH)       This Place is a Prison Looking at the waiver-wire quarterback situation

11. Purdy Commish (BL)       There's Never Enough Time To make up three games on the other teams in your division with 8 regular season games left 

12. Imagine Paramore (DW)       I Will Follow You into the Dark 0-14 draft wizard season tragedy

P.S. The Eras Tour Movie was good