PUMPSPRAY

This weekz brother bowls featured as much domeztic abuse as one NFL newz cycle.

This week we had the Weber and Harris Bowl. Tom and Geoff won by being the first born and also won this week in Fantazy Football. Teem Dizability and Cyber Plebz combined for 146.2 pointz, which is 18.2 less than the Cyber Plebz top score of the year. It was a crappy game for two, well now one Weber bro on welfare.

Tim decided not to play a healthy Quarterback in this weeks Harris Bowl Matchup with the surging Biz Caj Tank Top, and it would not have mattered. Nothing matterz to M Nite Shamalayn and Mel Gibzon wuz dead the whole time in Signz, kinda like ur starting q-bait this week, who had az many pointz as a dead man (0). Okay that made no sense but I wanted a picture of M Nite Shamaylan in the Pumpsray becuz its something Eric would never do.

DNN EXCLUZIVE

Top 10 (az emo / pop punk albumz)

1. PUMPA Pigskinz (Edward) - Dashboard Confessional The Placez You Have Come to Fear the Mozt - U were "screaming infidelities' wen King Henree broke hiz foot, but u swallowed "this bitter pill" and pumped the defending Champ. Well - earned #1 bezt emo album of all tyme for the #1 team.

2. USA TCuppz $200 gym membership (Raph) - Taking Back Sunday Tell All Your Friends - that ur 6-3 and #1 in the topz and have scored 30+ pointz less than Geoff who iz lazt place in the Bottomz..

3. Fond O Napz (Marco - Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York - Kobainz last one before he bit it, you committed fantazy suicide this week with 68 pointz

4. SF Cyber Plebz (Tom) - New Order Power, Corruption, & Liez - heavy uze of synthezizerz and heavy uze of kooper kupp. u won this week scoring 76 fantazy pointz... a welfare win

5. Team Welfare (DWEB) - Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree - FoB changed the course of emo-punk and pop itzelf with this 43 minute pumpfezt of bangerz. Nitemoverz, Dweb iz going Down with the Draft Wizzzzzzarrddddd (and NMVRZ hez goin down autopiloting)

6. Pizza Gate ( Gabe) - Sunny Day Real Ezstate Diary - Juzt 1 munth after Kobain took his lyfe, another band of senzitive emo sortz rizez out of the Seattle scene. Let me tranzlate for the slower NMVRZ : Fond o Napz iz dead and Gabe iz rizing up to the playoffz (Kamara and DK Metcalf W00T)

7. RVW shady commish (Brandon) - Beach Boys Pet Soundz - The firzt EMO album released in 1966 for the second league commissioner. Fantazy Football God Only Knowz how much you need Aaron Rogerz az your starting Q-Bait to make it into the playoffz (and beat me thiz week)

8. Biz Caj Tank Top (Geoff) - Panic! At the Dizco - A Fever You Can't Sweat Out - Saqoun Barklee writez fantazy football sinz and tragediez, and you can't seem to quit him. But hey you got the PatriotZ D with 19 pointz and have scored over 1000 pointz thiz seezon.... 4-5 with 4 to play... u juzt may danze into the NMVERZ fantazy playoffz Dizzcooo (Brendan Urie pumped Taylor Swift when making the 2018 pop / punk #1 'Me' in 2018)

9. Team Lozer / Harvey (Eric) - Jimmy Eat World Clarity - peak chart position of #47 in Germany... a forgotten album for a seezon im shure you want to forget. fun fact. Worldz next album was the billboard top 10 Bleed American, so maybe u come back super good next szn.

10. Blintzo Catto Toppo Pig Latin (Tim) - Paramore After Laughter - After this 8 game lozing streak will it be 9 , 10 , 11 the worse it can be iz a 12 game lozing streak. Blitz Kat could have started emo princezz Hayley Williamz (see pic above alzo singer of Paramore) at QB lazt game and would have gotten same pointz (0) az injured Kyler Murrey and it would have made ur teem a lot more emo and prettier! But leave it to Blitz Kat to make the rong fantazy choicez. Hello 1-8!!