VOL. 2021, ISSUE: 14

PUMP: CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION

NiteMoverz Seezon 8: InterWelfare

Somewhere in the near future, December 22, 2021, Dweb and the Draft Wizard fell to Raph "TCupz". In hiz third chip in az many seezonz, Raph seekz to avenge lazt seezonz Corey Daviz Donut and beat the league alpha, Marco "WR BBC" Fond O Napz.

*TYREEK HILL HAZ COVID*

*DAK PREZZCOT IZ NOT ELITE ANYMORE*

*SHIA LABOOF WUZZ ... wait, I'm not going therre... yet

Itz good to be: Gabe scored 150 in round 1 of the playffz, which iz more than Geoffrey scored in two playoff weekz. Lamar JAckzon donut. Gabe could not make the playoffz but escapez the doomed Harriz Bowl.

Itz bad to be: DWEB lozt TE Hockenzon to a broken hand, and backup TE Higbee to covid. Draft wizard had no answer, and Dweb was eliminated from the playoffz.

MARCOZ ROAD TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP (TOOK A FEW DETOURZ, STOPPED FOR FOOD AND A HOTEL TO SHIT IN.

Round 3: Pick 26

Round 2: Pick 5

Fond O Napz snagged his two BBC WRz in the early roundz and faced hiz mozt tuffezt road to the championzhip game. In Week 12 Eric had hiz shot to pump Marco out of the playoffz, but failed behind a 4.9 flex ghozt popshot from RB Nick Chubb. The following week CyberPlebz had therre shot to unmazk the fantazy ghoztface killa that iz Fond O Napz, but started NE WR Jakobi Meyerz at flex.

I DONT LOSE 2 DONUTZ

RAPHZ ROAD TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP (A STRAIGHT SHOT TO THE TITLE GAME, TWO 3 GAME WIN STREAKZ, AND A JONATHAN TAYLOR THOROUGHBRED HORSE)

THANKS FOR THE A GREAT SEEZON NITEMOVERZ xd

ROUND 1 PICK 9 ROUND 4 PICK 2

SO HERE WE ARE AGAIN NITEMOVERZ. TCUPZZ VS NAPPZ PART TWO. MARCO FRAZIER AND RAPH ALI.

TKO FIRZT ROUND LAZT CHIP LOOKZ TO COMEBACK

IN THERRE FIRZT MEETING, IN DECEMBER 2020 MARCO FRAZIER TKOED RAPH ALI IN 6 ROUNDZ WITH A 254.6 TO 207.3 UNANIMOUS DECISION. ALI POZTED A COREY DAVIZ DONUT IN THE THIRD ROUND THAT PUMP HIM ON THE ROPEZ.

IN THERRE SECOND MEETING, IN DECEMBER 2021 MARCO FRAZIER FACES RAPH ALI IN A 12 ROUND PAY PER VIEW NO GLORYHOLEZ BARRED NITEMOVERZ EVENT THAT WILL BE WATCHED BY 8 NITEMOVERZ. AT STEAK IZ MARCOZ CLAIM TO BE THE FIRZT EVER BACK TO BACK UNDISPUTED OH BOYZ FANTAZY FOOTBALL CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. DWEB WILL BE DOING A CHIP WATCH LIVE FEED SPEZIAL ON GAME DAY. (SILENCE UR PHONEZ IF ITZ TO MUCH XD)


GEORGE SORROZ WILL BE SPONSORING THIS NITEMOVERZ CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHT, AS HE HAS 8.6 BILLION IN REPORTED WEALTH AND OWNZ BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND AN UNDISCLOSED SUM IN A JOINT-OWNED ACCOUNT WITH FELLOW GLOBALIZT JEFFREY BEZZOZ.

TOP 10 (AZ GLOBAL ELITEZ)

1A GORGE SORROZ - MARCO SNEAKIEZT AND WOLF IN SHEEPZ CLOTHING NITEMOVER. NOT SURE HE CAN BE DEFEATED.

2B MARK ZUCKERBERG - RAPH FUCKED UP OUR LEAGUE BY GOING TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP 3 OUT OF 3 SEESONS. ZUCKERBERG FUCKED UP THE WORLD BY MAKING META BOOK.

3 PLATO - EDWARD MARCO DID NOT REALLY BEAT YOU IN 'REAL' FANTAZY PLAYOFFZ, THE ULTIMATE FANTAZY FOOTBALL CHAMPION IZ PUMPA PIGSKINZ AND EXIZT BEYOND OUR PHYSICAL NITEMOVERZ / PUMPSPRAY WORLD. LEANORD FOUR NETTE FOUR TDZ

4 DAN HARRIS (EDITOR AND CHEEF OF FANTAZY PROS.COM SALARY 90 K A YEAR) DAN IZ A 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WHO HAZ DWEBZ MASTERPUMP CARD AND LIFE ON A 6 MONTH HALL OF FAME RENEWING DRAFT WIZARD SUBSCRIPTION. DONT KNOW WHATZ MORE PATHETIC DWEB PAYING FOR DRAFT WIZARD OR SHIA LEBOOF GETTING RAPED BY A TRANZFORMER

5. JERRY JONEZ BRANDON RVW NARROWLY MISSED THE POSTZEEZON AND SCORED 282.6 TO LOCK UP A NON TOP 5 PICK IN NEXT YEARZ DRAFT. LEAVE IT TO JERRYZ WORLD AND DEM BOYZ TO SCREW THEMSELVEZ OUT OF A TOP 5 PICK.

6. BILL GATEZ TOM CYBER PLEBZ - INVENTED THE MICROCHIP IN THE VACCINE AND WAS LATER FOUND TO FLY IN THE LOLITA EXPREZZ. I WANT COOPER KUPP

7. ELON MUZK GABE - DOESNT WANT TO BE THE CEO OF ANYTHING AND BE A FULL TIME INFLUENCER. PLEASE COME BACK TO NITEMOVERZ XD

8. JAMIE DIMON TIM - RICH NICE GUYS. TIM IS THE INVENTOR OF OUR ESTEEMED FANTAZY LEEUGE AND NEVER FORGET THAT NITEMOVERZ. XD

9. OPRAH WINFREY ERIC - WE OWE A LOT TO ERIC FOR STARTING THE PUMPSRAY. ITZ LIKE OPRAHZ BOOK CLUB FOR MID THIRTY SOMETHINGZ WHO GREW UP IN A CULT AND TALK SHIT AND PLAY FANTASY FOOTBALL.

10. DR FAUCI DR GEFFO - THE LEADER IN THE GLOBALIZT FIGHT TO SAVE HUMANATEE FROM COVID 19. PUT ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS LIST BECAUSE THE CORRUPT MEDIA IZ TRYING TO CUT DR FOOCHI OFF AT THE KNEEZ BUT HE MUST BE LISTENED TO WEARK UR MAZK ALL THE TIME NITEMOVERZ.


DWEBZ IMAGINE DRAGONZ INTERVENTION TOUR 2022

WEAR YOUR MAZK ALL THE TIME NITEMOVERZ THANK YOU FOR A GOOD SEEZON I WILL BE RETIRING FROM THE LEAGUE THANK YOU FOR THE MEMORIEZ BUT MY NEW YEARZ RESOLUTION IS TO STOP TROLLING IN 2022.