The first annual NTMVRZ Sibling Rivalry Week is complete! Congrats to the Chris Hemsworths, the Kate Middletons, the Beyonce Knowles, the Mark Wahlbergs: GEOFF and TOM! For showing the little brothers who pumps and who slumps. In TOM's case, it also had a noticeable effect on the playoffz seeding, as DWeb is no longer the leader of the Power Bottomz.

Here's the new playoff hotness:

MARCO and GEOFF have a first round bye

BRANDON the remaining division leader

ANDREAS and DWeb are the two wildcards based on record

and a 3-way tie for the last wildcard playoff spot!

GABE, RAPH, and TIM, are all 6-6. Based on a quick look, it seems that GABE has beaten both RAPH and TIM, and has more points-for than both of them. Because they are all in different divisions, they won't play each other again, so GABE holds any tie breakers and the only way for RAPH or TIM to get a playoff spot now is to have a better record. Congrats GABE on your current-but-who-knows-in-two-weeks playoff spot!

Move of the week:

TOM – Dolphins D/ST (20) – proved to be pivotal in taking down the Draft Wizard

Honorable Mention

ALEX – Samaje Perine (17.3) – any time you pick up someone’s handcuff and use it against them to win, that’s a move of the week! If MARCO had grabbed him and played him, especially over Travis Etienne Jr (.3 points) it's entirely possible he wins. Good Nitemovez!

Dishonorable Mention

MARCO – Picked up Christian Watson last week and won, and it seems you got hooked on the Watson drug. This week, you picked up Deshaun Watson, and immediately lost. I’m gonna assume that’s a karma thing… that magically doesn’t affect Kareem Hunt and Tyreek Hill owners

PUMP of the Week:

TOM – Dolphins will often play with their food, and even torture it, before eating it; they attack porpoises for fun; and they've been documented to be sexually aggressive. Anyway, you picked up the Dolphins D/ST for 20 points, which helped you beat your porpoise brother. Anytime you pick up a defense and they score twenty, that pumps

Honorable Mention

TIM – Josh Allen (29.8) – wasn’t enough for you to win though, and now there are only two weeks left to try to get a spot in the playoffz. Womp womp

Dishonorable Mention

ERIC – Josh Jacobs (45.3) – on the bench, but I still won, so...

This week it’s good to be:

BRANDON – 1 player away from a TENDY (Michael Carter – 4.6 was who kept you from it), first in the power bottoms, and a playoff spot with what is currently the head-to-head tie breaker over DWeb and +40 more in points-for... in two weeks BRANDON and DWeb face each other in what could decide the power bottoms division winner!

Honorable Mention

ALEX – you took down the league’s #1 team! You also could’ve benched any one of your players, and still won. After scoring his season low (76.4), MARCO is now only 1 game better than GEOFF and ANDREAS for playoff seeding, so with two weeks left, your win might actually help spoil him out of a first round playoff bye!

This week it sucks to be:

MARCO – Your team looks to be slowing down right when the playoffz are around the corner. Is Deshaun Watson the pump you need?

Dishonorable Mention:

DWeb and TIM – From now on, whenever you play Smash Bros., you can only pick Luigi until you beat your respective siblings in Fantasy Football

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