PUMP SPRAY

Vol. 2021 / Issue: 6

#DNN Spezial Edition

Week 6 PumpSpray y'all!

Our #fearlezz Editor-in-Chief @eric is plotting MSOG or perhaps a QV world record this week, so please welcome your guest hosts, your #welfare monzters Tweb and Dweb, of #DNN fame!!! Dweb wrote everything in this except for the opening paragraph.

This week it's good to be:

DWEB - Literally played the only team he could have beaten this week, and still the undisputed champion of welfare. After being raped by the draft wizard firzt round pick Michael Thomaz Tranzformer lazt seezon, he haz "we wui weid" or done without doing hiz way to a winning 4-2 record and the team no nitemover wantz to see when MccAfrey comez back in December.

Can anyone stop PUMPA Pigskinz? He haz the RB1 bell cow RB and two center Q-Baitz. Hiz only lozz this seezon was to Teem Dizability. Marco pumpshotted 133 pointz but fell short as he ran into an "I Will Die on thiz Fantazy Hill" perfomanze from E Harvey. Raph continued hiz signature fantazy luck playing Gabe with Alvin Kamara on bye. Brandon dominated Geoffrey with a comeback fantazy performanze, scoring 135. Week 7 injuriez and bye weekz are in full forze az Cleveland Brownz RB D'Enerzt Johnzon is the #1 waiver wire pick. Marco are you gonna make a play for that big strong RB? At this point of the seezon you can seperate the contenderz from the pretenderz and itz pretty clear to the content creatorz at nitemoverz.com that Marco, Ed, and Dweb are the only elite teamz in the league the season. Dweb scored a welfare win moving to 4-2 and has to bide his time for 2 more weekz until his Chrizztan MccAfrey comes back.

Well Nitemoverz we already in week 7 of our 'journey fourth' into the cozmic gloryhole that iz fantazy football. Some nitemoverz are scouring the waiver wire like a John with $200 with 30 minutez until cloze at gold glub while otherz are content to sit back to do nothing (Teem Dizability)

#masterpump

Jonah 'Chill'

Honorable mention:

Eric-Mozt pointz scored the week, reverzing the trend of being pumpsprayed highezt score 3 out of first 5 weekz, and taking Fond O Napz down a notch.

Baron Daviz ==>

Baron Daviz sucked on the Clipperz and Tim suckz at Fantazy football, get it? Tim also sat one chair away from Davis at the Warrior game two fridays ago so thatz why hez in nitemoverz.com

This week it suckz to be:

Tim- Now 1-5 on the highway to the Harriz bowl and literally played the lineup that would loze to a no CMC CEH Carzon Team Dizability. Yes I uzed literrally to make it sound more pleb.

Top 10 (az dave barry bookz)

  1. Pumpa Pigskinz - Dave Barry is not Making this up (that ur gonna win it all)

  2. Fond O Napz - Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guyz - Dawzon Knox IS A HOT GUY

  3. Welfare Champ - Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States - DWeb kind of sort of had a job at one point two decadez ago (I Think?)

  4. TCuppz - Stay Fit and Healthy until you're Dead - $200 gym memberzhip

  5. Tom - Dave Barry in Cyber Space - off welfare and on to a fancy computer job

  6. Gabe - Dave Barry Turns 50

  7. Brandon - Dave Barry Turns 40

  8. Eric - Tricky Business - can u beat dweb whose playing no kicker or defense? itz tricky biznezz!

  9. Geoffrey - Dave Barryz history of the Millenium : So Far

  10. Tim - Big Trouble

ONTO WEEK 7 NITEMOVERZ!! TOM OWNZ NITEMOVERZ.COM!!! - DAVE BARRY

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